A guy who’s Christian, Conservative, a fucking badass fatass, metal-head and ironically gay. Loves his fucking memes, football, and music
Idiot: Christian is such a fucking satanist with that music.
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
he’s so cool and rad and wicked and bitchin’.
have you met christian?
yeah, he’s so bitchin’!
Christian is a bitchass Brain less religion that follows falls stories with no evidence if you wanna follow a religion you gotta know the truth the back history and everything
Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
Christian is a very cute name. All the guys named Christian are very cute and also write beautiful.
Where are you going Christian.
Christian: A Certain group of people who hate other communities who/that are different from them bc an old homophobic man in the sky as well as a damn book written by someone who was probably high as fuck said to do that.
"I'm Scared to come out to my parents... They're Christain so it's going to be tough."
Why do Christians hate the LGBTQIA+ Community so much?
Someone who is just a bit weird and may seem like a terrorist on the outside. But on the inside they are very kind, dedicated and caring. They make you laugh all the time with their dumb jokes stupid actions. They seem to get in trouble all the time but manage to get out of it un-harmed. Christian is a very nice person who doesn’t have many friends but few very good ones. One could say you are very lucky if you are friends with Christian.
Christian seemed like he was going to kill us all, but instead he helped us instead.