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A day in which we do not learn anything and spend money.
Steve told the team, "we can't afford a shit day."
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A cock sucking, sperm drinking son of a cunt. Likes boys and hits women. No one likes him and he has a tiny dick.
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The day in which you fuck someone's dad.
Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."
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A vacation day taken to view American Idol. (a day not yet in the lexicon of excused work days)
I took an Idol Day at work so that I could indulge in the bizarre troika of self deluded exhibitionism,bravura performances and the one man army known as Simon.
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Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.
Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!
Student 1&2: *reminiscing*
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Egirl day is December 20th where you dress up as a full egirl
HEY DON'T FORGET TOMORROW IS EGIRL DAY DON'T FORGET TO DRESS UP!
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Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.
Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.
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