Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.
Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.
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The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.
Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
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jokes funny to people who hate children
Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
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An American curruption of the phrase "don't get killed".
Ofton used as a joke.
Radio Transmission:
Don't get dead, Jack
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A joke made in light of dead babies.
dead baby jokes
Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?
A) With chips.
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A term used to describe any game with atrocious voice acting.
This game's story and gameplay are good, but it's voice acting makes it a House of the Dead 2!
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Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'
I joined the dead hand gang last night over a picture of your mother!
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