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A "Do-Nothinger" is a person who is employed by some sort of retail establishment who does nothing at all while customers are waiting. They will normally just act like they have a purpose, but they don't. This can be seen in banks, and other governmental agencies where there are consumers waiting in line wishing the employees would hurry up and get to them while they appear to be doing things related to the business at hand, but they are not.
Hello, I would like to apply for the position of Do-Nothinger ... I can do nothing better than they can.
Fingering a wall (typically a balcony wall) as a means of displaying sexual desire towards your love interest.
Often followed by sleeping with them and then killing yourself next to your love.
First seen in the 1968 romance film, Romeo and Juliet.
Girl 1: Are you into that Romeo guy?
Girl 2: No... where would you get that idea?
Girl 1: Because, whenever you see him you start Doing a Juliet... you’ve fingered a hole into your balcony wall.
Breaking the law, having no regard for the rule of law
The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.
To be in a position to make the most difference, then make a complete pigs breakfast of it only to then try and take credit for other peoples hard work when they fix it.
We almost lost the game, but our strikers managed to get one extra goal - now our goalie is 'doing a scotty'.
The styling or cut of facial hair. Like a hair-do except for the hair on your face.
Stan: Bob's sporting the flava savor.
Ebony: Nah. That's a soul patch. It's his new face-do.
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When someone Scores 4 goals in a single game of Football or Soccer. So called because the said Lionel Messi of Barcelona scores 4 goals so often.
Hey Bro, did you see Gerrard do a Messi at the weekend?
To burn an orphanage down. And piss on the charred remains.
- Imma Do A Matias today
-Who are you and why are you in my house