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The most annoying people in existence and usually leave you guilt-ridden when you get rid of them. Usually are people who you have no interest in gaining any form of relationship with, but one friendly remark and you have a new buddy.
EXAMPLE 1
Terry: *Sitting on the bus*
Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes
Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...
Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike
Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-
Josh: STFU GTFO
Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh
Josh: I don't need another insta-friend
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When you get rejected and they only want to be friends. That's doesn't mean they think you are too nice :)
You: hey I like you. Wanna go on a date?
Her/him: no sorry. We can be friends tho
You have been put in the friend zone
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A Friend You have on Myspace But Yet You Would Never Accually Talk To Them In Real Life.
Girl One: Dude Gina Is a Whore.
Girl Two: OMG I Know She Told Me Once She Would Do Anyone.
Girl One: You're Friends With Gina?
Girl Two: Ummm *Embarrassed* Umm No Shes My Myspace Friend and She Posted It In a Bulletin.
Girl One: Ohh, *Backs Away Slowly*
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When Someone Who Used To Actually Be Your Best Friend Blows You Off For more *Popular* People Who are Actually snobs
Lacey: I hope You Know Your My Best Friend !!!!!!
Me:Awww..Really?Thanx.
*The Next Day*
Me:Hey Girll!!!!!
Lacey:What's that like umm annoying sound in my ear Let's go.!
Me:Shes Such A friend ho.....:/
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A PG-13 rated version of the word "fuck friend" or "fuck buddy."
The word "cut friend" arose when a rapper was asked to change the word "fuck friend" for the sake of some radio airplay.
"Did I tell you bout Melissa? She my cut friend..."
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1. will be a third wheel and not care
2. let you know when you look like shit
3. walk in your house unannounced without knocking
4. be mad at you and get over it cause there is something important to talk about
meghan currie, kaylee sted
"i wanna hang out with this guy but i can only go if you come too."
"fine."
"thanks girl"
"thats what a best friend is for"
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A fictional companion, often created out of loneliness. Imaginary friends can often be found congregating around definitions of non-celebrities, singing the praises of the person in question.
OMG, John is so awesome. He's loved by his mobs of friends, his family, and even complete strangers he meets on the street. He's friendly, and well-mannered, with nary a hair out of place. John's amazing at sports and all the ladies are unable to resist his charms and good looks. Plus, he's such a great friend. I don't know where I'd be today if I'd never met the paragon of perfection that is John.
by An Imaginary Friend
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