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When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.
One way ticket to destination fucked
A drunken woman who attempts to skateboard off the roof of a shack, whilst a young boy gives her the finger before the cameraman switches angles to a pig.
I reckoned we'd both be put in Ozzyman's Destination Fucked Compilation Volume 7 if we got drunk and tried to skateboard.
Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!
And at that moment, he arrived at 'destination fucked!'
Loopfucking is the sex position that is highly recommended for a threesome requiring three females with cumworking dicks (Costs 6.99$ Each/Sponsored by the Futunari hell), or three males. How this works is that three people will have to make a triangle, their faces touching each others ass but with a dick attached to their oral cavity. One person will have to ejaculate from their mouth penises inside the ass infront of them, filling them up with cum. The person being ejaculated inside will pass on the semen from their intestines to their mouth-penis (kinda like throwing up except the vomit goes to their cummable dildos placed in the mouth) and do the same thing to the 3rd person -and again does the same thing to the 1st person and it goes on a loop.
Person 1: Have you seen any of my three friends?
Person 2: Ohh, they’re at my place. They’re loop fucking
Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.
Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6
Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE
Modest destroyed one direction they made their lives miserable and I hope karma stabs them in the back with as much pain and greef that those 5 men had while working with modest
FUCK MODEST go die in a hole