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A 'full body seizure' is the bodys reaction to a bad day.
Commonly known in people who think they are ill and injured but aren't and their body cant take it anymore. So results in fully seizing for a period of time.
One Day In Andrewville.
Drew Suffered a bad day. Nothing went his way, the rain was pouring, and further more of his uncles that he loathed were visiting...
He Went for a walk in to his garden...
Jennifer - Drew! Drew? Whats the Matter Son?
Drew - Oh Bad Day (making an angry arm jesture)
Jennifer - Come On Love Uncle Theo wants a chat about those aircraft u love..huh?
Drew - Hmmm. (Drew Frezes)
Jennifer - Drew, are you coming?
Drew stands completly Still with a lonely tear rolling out of his eye and a serious expression on his face.
- Drew, (jennifer walks towards him) Drew? (starts to shake him) DREW?...Theo He Wont Movee!
Theo - Judging by my medical skill darling sister. You Young boy Drew has suffered a Full Body Seizure.
Jennifer - A What? Whats One Of Those?
Theo - Just his body is overloaded with make believe injuries so his body has seized to block these injurys but obviously there arent any. He should be back to normal very soon.
Jennifer - Oh Really Thanks Theo. I'll wait with him.
Theo - I'll put the kettle on.
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At climax of your intercouse remove yourself from your partner and ejaculate on their back, Then take out all the notes in your wallet and throw them on their back, whatever sticks they get to keep. It has been known for the phares to be said casually after throwing the money. This can be follwed by for a few dollars more.
Robert then 'A Fist full of dollars' Toni to everyones amusement. Toni laughed when she realized she was 25 dollars better off.
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Typing a dot or a full stop punctuation in the youtube search bar autofills it with a set of titles, usually connected with vile and sometimes illegal videos that bypass the youtube moderation with its title.
David: *Typing a full stop punctuation (Youtube) in the Youtube Search Bar*
Youtube: *Idk it sucks ok*
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A rural saying denoting something is worthless.
That old car is rusty and doesn't run. It ain't worth a boot full of cold piss.
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when your face is so covered in cum that you're as white as an albino
oh man i got a full frontal phil-up last night
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The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.
I came home from church this morning and went Full Metal Jack Off on my horn.
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YDFC:- Young dumb full of cum
Young guys who act idiots doing stupid things often still virgins
A young guy often describing himself as being stupid n horny
That guy over there showing off to that young girl is young dumb full of cum.
I'm young dumb and full of cum
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