A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.
I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month
The level of intoxication between tipsy and drunk.
"I am just trying to stay in the golden state"
someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.
I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do
Punching a full bladder from the anus
John really wanted to water his lawn so I gave him a golden ram.
A hell of a good baseball player.
"Larry is such a golden hawk, have you seen him hit?"
an elderly cougar with bottle blonde hair
"if she wasn't buying bags of string, id probably have a go on that golden drake"