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When you finger a girl on her period then proceed to masturbate with the same hand without cleaning off her period blood
My girlfriend caught me doing a red hand with her sister.
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a person who compulsively masturbates,or a person who constantly touches women's "goodies"
Man 1:that teacher is hot!
Man 2:hey, want to get that dude in trouble?
Man 1:hell yeah!i've heard he is a candy hands
Man 2:i guess we'll be witnesses in the next sexual harassment lawsuit.
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What you have when you take a piss and don't wash your hands
me: I just took one hell off a piss
John: Did you wash your hands?
me: no
John: Gross, you have weenie hands
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An invitation to carry on your conversation with someone's hand.
"...Talk to the hand!" "Okay, well, as I was saying Mr. Hand, the person attached to you is an immature twit, and did you know..."
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A dance move, charecterized by middle aged gay men yelling at you in sequence or acompanied by upbeat show music. To execute this move, you must extend all muscles of the hand until your hand is red, shaking and it hurts. Jazz hands are highly annoying, but effective to impress judges at dance competition.
Dance Teach- Give me jazz hands! I wanna see them red and shakey
Dancer- Are these jazz hands?
DT- (Bends the students hand backwards til it breaks) No! These are Jazz hands, and they are gold!
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The best wine that has ever been made. Delicous, delicate,and completely delightful, fulbody's with perfect balance. The creation of this is what some refer to as a master-peice.
"That wine your drinking is Purple Hands"
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the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much
He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.
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