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1) A way of thinking. A most meaningfull axiom. A terrible- to-behold source of epiphany that makes everyone who hears, or sees, or otherwise perceives it think that they have not fully understood their social, physical and > environments.
2) The best way of saying "Happy New Year" to someone who a friend or dating service has recommended to you, but you, a person who has no usefull social skills, can not develop an organized conversation or teach them anything or impression yourself in any other way. Use it.
3) A way to write "happy new year" spread across the public domain by total idiots who do not realize the importance of never mentioning intoxication and other alcohol references to recovering problem drinkers.
I wrote once on a group mail (I do not think that it was on New Years Eve) 'Happy *Nupe* Year!'.
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Girl asking boy what's he is doing, and seeing that he is watching WW2 movies on History Channel exclaims: "Oh, it's Happy Holidays with Hitler again!"
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1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.
2. To settle into the party atmosphere
Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?
Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*
Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.
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a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.
Last night I was really slapping the happy camper !
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the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.
The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.
Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.
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When a woman wants to be tied up like a cow and used for breeding only.
Jess is one “happy little cow”
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It`s a happy drinkin` day! A day when you are so drunk you literally love your drunk buddy.
-Let`s have another drink pal!
-Yeaaaah! This shot is for you my friend! Happy Ballantine`s!
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