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The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam August 1, 2024


Smart Internet Suite (SIS)

The Smart Internet Suite (SIS) is the best of bread applications that work together to create the most productive knowledge, collaboration and personal productivity tools available on the Internet. Usually based on Web 2.0 applications.

Facebook makes an excellent foundation for a Smart Internet Suite (SIS) environment.

by Robert Burwood July 31, 2007


The Internet

According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”

Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.

by Rio9 July 3, 2018


The internet

An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on

Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real

by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022


The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)

Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah

by ur mom's spatula March 29, 2019


The internet

The internet is an amazing contraption made to communicate and distract people. The internet is addictive and fun.

"I am SO addicted to the internet!"

by A. B. March 27, 2020


The internet

A mistake

Person A: We killed God with the internet
Person B: I’mma post that on Reddit

by BatmanArk200 August 8, 2021