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When a man punches your fart box and you poop an a tortilla and you cook it
I just had the best Russian quesadilla
Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLDLY AND OBJECTIVELY CHEATS ON OR DUMPS YOU FOR A RICHER GUY.
DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM HAS ANY MONEY IS CAUSE SHE ENGAGED IN PULLING A RUSSIAN ON HER HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TO MARRY YOUR DAD.
Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.
Examples of Russian BOTulism:
“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”
“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night
When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie
Jack let’s make a Russian blender
An alcoholic drink consisting of 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, and 1 part ice.
Catwoman drinks a Silent Russian, hold the vodka and rocks, in the movie Catwoman.