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A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.
Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪
JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.
Buff toddler. Very cute and quorky. Loves UWU gamer girls and porn.
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob
Parker: Don’t do that again
Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.
You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!
Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop
The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water
Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.
Yeah that’s a real Jacob move
The baddest white nigg- to ever rome the earth. He will take the baddest hoes right in front of you. Watch out for a jacob
Uh oh, there's jacob, better hide my girl dawg
asshole and a know it all
person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION