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The epitome of the perfect woman, she glides the halls like a leprechaun on acid. Don't come for her, or she will talk about her mom's brain surgery.
Did you see heelys jew yesterday? She was wearing her camo heelys.
The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses
Hey look at that man! He's Jew diving.
Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.
"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."
Jew-hitsyu is a new fighting style from Israel, popular among a growing number of Jewish boxers, as jested by a white American racist to his fellow drunken friends.
Jew-hitsyu: the bigot's way to acknowledge that a Jewish man is a badass.
The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.
Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?