bob job

intended sex with a complete stranger, friends boyfriend or family members boyfriend using tha excuse of intoxication.

ew you slept with your cousins boyfriend? your such a bob job.

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Getting A Job

Bullshit that responsible people do.

Getting A Job is stupid.

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Piano Job

The act of playing piano on a persons body. Like the 'effin Beethoven of the bedroom.

I gave my girlfriend a piano job the other day, she almost jizzed in her pants when I got to the second movement of moonlight sonata.

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Hand job

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.

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italian job

the act of receiving any type of sexual favor from a person obviously of Italian heritage

I would love an Italian job from Tony.

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bob job

fellatio technique for which the terms suck and blow do not adequately describe.

She gives one heck of a bob job!

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Purge Job

A sexual act in which a woman or a man goes down on an erect penis, jamming the penis down his/her throat until he/she chokes on the penis and purges all over the penis and balls; following the purging, he/she proceeds to finish the man off with his/her mouth or hand, using the throw-up as a lube.

Becky and Bob took turns giving Rick a purge job, each enjoying the taste of eachother's green lube.

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