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A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.
My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.
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Mary Rose kannan in a sick cunt, she lowkey probably has some mf weed, if not she deffo has some links and could get you some real easy. she also the most beautiful person, and everyone who meets hers would say the same, and if they don't they're some dumb cunts.
guy 1: "oi where'd you get the weed its that good"
guy 2: "Mary Rose Kannan, she's the best hookup dude should go see her"
*guys for legal reasons i'm joking about the weed part...kind of*
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A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve
She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!
When you are sleep and you wake up to puking, shitting,pissing,and cumming all at the same time
Wow that Bloody Mary wet dream was a really nasty adventure
My ex best friend. The person I’d have done anything for, and I still probably would if she asked. We’re not friends anymore, but despite that, I still care about her. We may not be friends, but she’ll always have a place in my heart, and I wouldn’t trade the time I got with her for the world. Her smile and her laugh, the way she does what she wants even if people are judging. The way she can make anyone smile. She gives great hugs and always has energy. It sucks that things didn’t work out between us, I’m still trying to move on, but I hope she’s happy and I hope things work out for her. I hope that even if we never speak again, that I still get to watch her grow as a person. And I hope she’s happy, really happy. She deserves the world.
Who’s that?
Oh, that’s Emma Rose Marie Austin. (smiles sadly) She’s wonderful
A particular woman that got killed on June 18th 1999
Person 1: Poor Mary-Adams Jane Pickett, may god bless her soul
Person 2: Chicago 1999 was brutal