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A short drug dealer that gets himself into crappy situations and then tells his bestie westie about it and exepects her to be able to help him. He talks about men way to much but still trys to convince others he's straight. Max kills people in cail and eats babies. Live laugh love Max
"Oh god that guy is eating a baby!"
"that must be Max"
Max
Max is a tall and handsome guy, with teeny to zero sence of humor. He is a damn good driver but rather adventurous and dangerous. He is also the guy who will rage in the car and spam on the horn if he will get angry for whatever reason.
For example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
Example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
Leaving without saying “Be right back” or leaving randomly
What did he do? “He did a Max”
Max’s have giant shlong and will attract any hot woman within a 10 mile radius
Sharron: wow did you hear about that max guy, he has a rather large dong
Or
Shakespeare: Thou brilliant max hast a large penis
A young boy in a purple jack, spikey hair and an eyepach for his broken and explosive eye this kid DOES NOT take jokes or those fucking rule 34 art and no its not that dog
"man max sucks"
max: go fuck yourself