A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

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green eyed monster

A term used to describe jealousy.
origin is from Othello

Jan was bitten by the green eyed monster when she saw Jill with David.

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Writer Center Monster

The Writer Center Monster, or WCM, lives underground in the middle of a computer lab in any high school. He travels from school to school where there are many computers in one room, therefore, many internet connections. (It may take up to 2 weeks to find the sneeky rascal and bring him back home) He feeds off of Google internet searches and reads your personal essays and papers. He is the size of a large raccoon but can grow to the size of an aligator when fed properly. Round, green and with yellow claws, he only comes out to feed when there is no one around. Occasional calls are: "Me hungry!" and "Me want Google!"

"The Writer Center Monster escaped again!"

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one eyed monster worm

a very large gnarly cock

little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture

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Black Monster Cock 4

Thanks to Combatzone.us there is now an amazing sequel to all of Black Monster Cock's greatest hits! Featuring new double wide anal penetration and buckets of man juice, this new movie will have you on you knees... begging for more ;)

I love jacking off to the new Black Monster Cock 4!

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Poop Monster Shit Fuck

When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It

Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe

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monsterous booty shake

when a human being shakes their ass so fast and furious it causes the ground to ripple instead of their ass.

did you see big bertha break that house down with that monsterous booty shake

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