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When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.
Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.
When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”
Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl
Mud Gapping - when a male is trying to tread water at the same time as keeping a ladies mind occupied this is now called Mud Gapping
"Nothing mud gapping with my derrière to be fair"
Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!
One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.
Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.
The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.
I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.
The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.
Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.