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when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.
I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.
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a really good insult that always stops people. a good way to get someone mad at you.
person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...
person three "haha you got owned"
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Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.
Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix
Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?
Ashley: yes daddy
When a guy is getting cocknball torturen by setting muffins on his nuts and letting a goat lick them off
Haha nerd get muffin cocknball tortured
Joel Gertner is the Quintessential Stud Muffin.