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Identified as american for their excessive use of awesome. They ruined SAS4 and proven in their Bloons TD series that they need balancing lessons.
What do valve and Ninja Kiwi have in common?
They can't balance for shit
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Noun: When one orders a pizza for delivery and is told that it will take 35-40 minutes, however, the pizza delivery person shows up 15 minutes later. This quick delivery usually catches customers by surprise.
Man, I ordered some pizza last night and they told me it was going to be a while. So I decided to have myself some me-time before it got there. I was just getting started when the doorbell rang. Fucking pizza was guy was there in like 12 minutes. That was a serious ninja pizza delivery!
A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.
And then you eat pizza.
Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.
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Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!
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Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.
Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast
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When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.
Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
The act of asking how to spell one's name, when, in reality, you forgot their name.
Luke: "Hey Sarah! Whats up?"
Me: "Hey man! Not much, oh dude, I accidentally deleted you off my phone. Can you re-add your contact?"
Third person: Dude! You rock at Name Ninja-ing."