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Dropped Your Pocket

This is a ploy to make a person look at their pockets ,funny as hell and anyone can play

Group of kids at a party pick out a person they want to laugh at and one of them goes up to a man and says

Hey are you Jims dad ?

Man says-Yeah

Kid says- You dropped your pocket .

Man starts looking at his pockets .kids are laughing hysterically ,then the man starts laughing too and says you got me on that one.

by troubleddemon March 12, 2010

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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Nick Ozlo December 13, 2007

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Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.

I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.

by Blaqkjak December 31, 2021


break my pockets

how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.

Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?

Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.

Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!

by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021


Master's Hot Pocket

When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.

Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.

by Whoisit??? March 18, 2023


buffalo hot pocket

Fucking an open wound on a girls thigh and mixing your semen with her blood

I gave her the buffalo hot pocket last night

by BFLOhotpocket December 23, 2022


Cambodian hot pocket

When u Dutch oven yourself and partner during sex

I did a Cambodian hot pocket last night

by magic mahoney April 17, 2020