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email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.

if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that this email dump-definition a)- will torpedo you underwater decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career

by Sexydimma March 15, 2018


spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 2, 2019


Foggy Dump

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously

Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?

by Beef McChill November 9, 2018


Foggy Dump

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously

Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?

by Beef McChill November 9, 2018


depression dump

a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.

person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...

(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"

person b: am I just your depression dump?

by bondfirr May 12, 2021


Dump and burn

The act of having sexual
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.

What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?

Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.

by Madhog April 23, 2020


dump and burn

Smoking marijuana while defecating. Can also be combined with a wake and bake. Basically, the best dump you will ever take.

There is no better feeling in the world than getting up in the morning to dump and burn.

by drunkenirishman27 February 13, 2016