Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.
Do you want to get danish drunk?
Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.
Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.
Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.
When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.
"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"
To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.
Man, I've got the worst hangover; I was woggo drunk last night. Lost my phone again.
When one gets drunk before and during a movie in a Theatre.
Aw man I got so Theatre-drunk, I don't even know what I we saw last night.
When an individual drinks a 40 of vodka, then while leaning on a kitchen counter passes out face first in the apple pie
Wow look how intoxicated he is - he's pie drunk