you igh

basically they calling you ugly but in a nice way . this shit happened to me and i was so embarrassed .

erica : you fine asf bruh like you so fine
josh : you igh

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Are You Blown?

When you are higher than shit off some weed or being lost or being dumb or gone

John- Ay alex when is the essay due?

Alex- John are you blown? It was due last week

John- Oh haha (laughing)

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err at you

According to Pyro, Err is 'a psychotic guy that cybersexes ruth and demands others go 'fuck a sidewalk' on a daily basis.

Also claims he 'skull-fucks' people. Whatever that means.

ErR at YoU: (11:14:30 pm): Man I'm so psychotic that when I've finished my cyber sex session with Ruth I'm gonna force you to go fuck a sidewalk. Also, did you know that I skull-fuck people? Whatever that means.

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you-log

These days more and more people are using their mobile devices to log a wide variety of personal data. There are apps for logging one's daily food intake, apps for logging gym work-outs, apps for logging a baby's development, etc. All these personal logging apps need a name. I propose the word, 'you-log', because you log your own data.

Fabian: I have a bunch of cool apps that help me log everything from my diet, exercise, to how much gas I put in my car.

Beatrice: Fabian, you are a you-loggin' fool!

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Cheed you

A phrase used when people end their sentence with a name to make it sound like that person had sex with who they were talkin about.

Boy 1: "So you think Denzel Washington is ugly?
Girl: "No he's gorgeous! I think you meant Michael Moore."
Boy 2: "Cheed you!"

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Praying for you

An empty term used to express that you "care" but in reality, you don't and want attention/popularity

Instagram Post: I'm at a loss for words right now, I can't believe you're not here anymore.
Commenter: Oh my god, praying for you!!

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You Fail

You Fail at...(insert verb/noun here)
You use this to tell people they are horrible or can't do a certain thing.
It can be used as a joke to some, but also to make people really mad by a major insult.
Mostly it is used as a joke though.

Joke
Bob-"hey man, i fell off of the stairs"
Jim-"you fail at walking down stairs"
Bob-"rofl"
Insult
Bob-"dude, my girl just broke up with me"
Jim-"you fail at life"
Bob-"dude i hate you"

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