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The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.
Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
That one girl who'd blow literally anyone under the stairs.
Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
a wanker who liked to be the cuck
here comes joe, hes such a blue eyed pirate
Seewasser mit einem Schuss Captain Morgan
"He oida, trink ma an Obertrumer Pirat"
"Fix oida"
a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction
Man, that winking pirate was rough.
When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.
"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜