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This is a ploy to make a person look at their pockets ,funny as hell and anyone can play
Group of kids at a party pick out a person they want to laugh at and one of them goes up to a man and says
Hey are you Jims dad ?
Man says-Yeah
Kid says- You dropped your pocket .
Man starts looking at his pockets .kids are laughing hysterically ,then the man starts laughing too and says you got me on that one.
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A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
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Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.
I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.
how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.
Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?
Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.
Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.
"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."
Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'
verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter
When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.
Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.