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When a white male is beaten by a group of all black Police Officers
Did you hear Mike got his ass handed to him by a group of all black Police Officers? I guess he was hanging out with a known heroin dealer in Calumet City and got straight up reverse Rodney Kinged!
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when you go from being white to black
My friend rolled around in some mud and when he stood up, I thought he pulled a reverse Michael Jackson
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The act where the woman is taking a shit on the edge of the toilet while the man, or another woman, is eating her out. An easier, but messier variation is where the woman shits on the man while he eats her out.
This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.
The woman was tired of giving her husband blumpkins all the time, so she forced him into a Double Reverse Blumpkin.
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When you blow your load on a girls face while she is on her back and it goes up her nose and down her throat. Making her act like an angry dragon all night as she can't get it out.
I gave Steph a reverse angry dragon last night on accident, she kept coughing and complaining all night.
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This sex act is initiated when a woman gives a man a large dose of cialis to enhance his performance and then starts having sex with him in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position.
When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
No one would have sex with kate's friend jen because it got out that she had herpes. When kate's boyfriend cheated on her, they decided to reverse david blaine him. The poor bastard never realized it because he didn't know morse code and he still can't see.
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Used when a person raises their hand for a high five for acknowledgement of something that isn't worthy of laughter, praise, or pride.
Accomplished by a third party, on either side or behind the offender, high fiving the back of their hand in a slapping motion. This removes the offender's hand from the air, quelling the awkward moment and removing any chance of a pity five.
Ultimate form accomplished by a person standing directly in front of the offender.
Jordan: I heard Nick kept making jokes about women the whole time at the pub last night while you guys were with your girlfriends.
Chris: Yeah but luckily he tried to go up top after one of'em and Korey pulled a reverse high-five on that shit. Everyone laughed and he tabbed out right after.
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The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.
"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."
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