The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

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Rule 36

If you are under the age of 16, never search up Rule 34 or Rule 35

12yearold1: bro im gonna search up some rule 34, bet your to chicken to watch
12yearold2: rule 36 bro, rule 36, that shit will scar you

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GGA rule

No free rides for hitchhikers: Gas, Grass or Ass.

Hey, before you get in the car, I use the GGA rule.

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Rule 76

There is always, and I mean ALWAYS, furry porn of it.

Spiderman turns into Spiderman Yiff 18+. We know that, because of Rule 76. Fuck Rule 76.

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rule 135

nobody's claimed grounds of this rule before so i'll claim grounds of this being my number
anyways, if ALYSSA69GAMING2011 cries, it is legally obligated to be for no reason.

ALYSSA69GAMING2011: cries
8,029,098,707 people: rule 135

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road rules

lame show on mtv

shit, how many times are they going to show road rules today, why don't they show videos?

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Rule 35

Everything will be sus at some point.

Grant: They put mayo on my pizza!
Sam: lol rule 35 bro

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