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Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.
CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.
Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.
Me hi peaps ima russian hehehehehehehehehehe
Hi mum hahahahahahaha🤑🤑
Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape
Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her
Masturbating using 2 fingers and only touching the tip of the penis.
"Wow that 2mi gave me an restless russian last night!"- every gay man ever
When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.
"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."
When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.
Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian
When a bottle of vodka is placed in a female’s anus while she sleeps. As she awakes the male partner is ready for the vodka to squirt into his mouth.
Josh came home wet in the face because he got a well deserved brown Russian the night before. His face smelled of what I can only describe as Russian shit.