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When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.
For our annual I made him a blood salad.
When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".
My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”
I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!
The act of breathing through your mouth and not your nose when something smells really bad , to keep from vomiting.
"As Holly was cruising down the Seward Highway, getting stuck in several road construction stops. She noticed a strong odor coming from the back seat. She had to pull the Bucky car salad maneuver to keep from throwing up from all the dog crap stomped and smooshed all over the back seat by breathing through her mouth and not her nose.
When two of your partners lick both your anus hole and testicles at the same time
That Double Salad Toss you guys gave me last felt fucking great! I fuckin loved it!
When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad
MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned
A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.
Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.