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A Sam Bortnick is a man who will haunt your memories for years after meeting him. 1 minute he's your wildest dream, and the next he's your worst nightmare. You're probably lucky to have him in your life but only if he cares about you. I'm just ranting at this point but hey probably better to publish emotions on urban dictionary than act like a clingy stalker hoe on social media. Sam Bortnicks are wild bewitching entities with the capability to make one's girlhood tremble. The kind of guy you will always wish you were able to make it work with, but at the end of the day, your family will probably hate him.
Sam bortnick is unlike any person I've ever met.
A nice, enthusiastic person, one whos always happy to try new things and is very sporty as well as kind and respectful.
'Sam Doak' is the hottest guy i know.
A guy who very nerdy and likes trains. he is tall a good friend, BUT HE NEVER WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT TRAINS LIKE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Sam the train man means to dedicate your whole damn life to trains,
Person 1: Yo Sam can you stop talking about trains please?
Sam: no. (insert nerdy train fact here)
Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.
Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!
A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom
Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!
A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.
I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.
Thickest and moistest boi in the whole nebula
Sam Purviance gives the moistest Zucc