A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."
A combination of sans and a banana, living proof that even God is afraid of some things.
FlamingCookies: Banana Sans
GmodBoi: You have doomed us all
located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.
Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
A shitty airline with amazing staff members.
"Hey Bro, I'm going onto San International Airlines!"
"Yo bro, watch out, it's not a good airline"
An oasis for crack and homeless people.
"Man, I'm sure glad I don't live in San Fransisco!"