september 11th

september 11th is national suck off your guy friend day! on this day all the girls (or guys) get a free pass to be able to blow their best friend!

josh: "omg im so horny i could really use some head right now"
you: "its September 11th so I gotchu."

September 18th

September eighteenth is the day to hate on all kendall’s ^_^.
Fuck u sunny u stupid fatty >.<

Cal: It’s september 18th! you Know what that means!!
me: It’s kendall hate day!! Fuck u sunny

September 13th

National absolutely destroy ur friends asses day

Why’d you destroy my ass cuz it’s September 13th

September 13th

National make out with Luke Carlis day.

I just september 13thed Luke Carlis.

September 13th

Make out with someone who’s name starts with an M Day

it’s September 13th i guess i gotta make out with mikey

September 13th

Anime Girl Profile Picture Day. This day is the day when you change your profile picture to an anime girl. It can be anything, even hentai characters.

"Dude its September 13th, Anime girl PFP day."

"Okay dude, very cool."

September 13th

National make out wit da last person who texted yu day 💋

👦🏾: *gets text from girl1*

👧🏽 : hey-

*kisses her*

👧🏽 :???

👦🏾:It’s September 13th

👧🏽: oh ok