buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

The ol’ GC thrice-some

It’s when a guy thinks he’s about to spit roast some guys wife with him. Then when they are all naked and ready to go. The husband stands face to face with the new guy both with hard-ons and proceeds to stovepipe him while the wife starts to peg the new guy.

This 3 dressed up like a 9 comes up to me at the bar in Grande Cache, Alberta and ask if I want to come have THE OL’ GC THRICE-SOME with her and her husband.

bust some suds

Washing dishes

I need to bust some suds before I head out.

Send me some cigars

Send me some cigars, and promise I’ll shut the fuck up

Send me some cigars

have some savy

plain&simple just have some god damn common sense.

Theres too many people around, don't throw me the ball, have some savy.

some body touch-a my spaget

A meme that is so bad it killed itself

A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

pet some dogs

Another name for smoking weed.

Hey bro, wanna go pet some dogs with me after the party?