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Cheaply manufactured pistol, usually in caliber .22, that no self-respecting, law abiding citizen would consider using to defend him or herself from some punkass shit wielding said firearm. The rest of us use real guns. Go ahead, Al Gore, ban them. Takes the attention away from the fuckin Brady Bill. Thank God it's over next year. More mags for that L1A1 I'm lookin at.
"Your gun says 'Replica'. My gun says 'Desert Eagle .50'"
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When any dominant male of Level 9 pimp status or higher, gathers 5 horny women, one of which is Justin's sister. After properly pleasing them all, he ejaculates into a blender and blends it with margarita mix. The girls then proceed to take shots....
holy shit becky, we were all drunk and matt gave us the mattzor midnight special. IT WAS AMAZING!
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When after having sex, the giver will discretely grab the receiver's pants, nonchalantly walk into the bathroom and shit in them, then casually walk away
I cant believe i gave her a brown bag special
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The act of using a tank barrel as a pocket pussy
Ryan gave that sherman the kon kon special
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This is the act of having hot kinky sex after dinner usually with your wife/girlfriend. This usually requires a romantic dinner and a sturdy table.
Did you here John had an After Dinner Special with his wife last night?
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When you jizz on someones face to wake them up
Dude, i gave my girlfriend an early bird special yesterday!
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a paper bag with "one night stand" essentials. condoms, lube, etc.
i went to a convenience store and went to the counter and asked for the 'brown bag special' and the lady gave me a dirty look...that whore.
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