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When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .
I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .
Perverted scumbag who generally is a terrible person
Matt? Yea I saw him the other day being a dark anima. Those kinder gardeners are in counseling now, and I think he's in jail.
Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.
dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.
When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense
I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response
hard shit coming out of the human body, like really really hard.
in soviet Russia a gopnik was Russian to the bathroom and was shitting dark bricks
It is the city of Darkness where Dark People live. It was built by the one and only Leonard Darkness who wanted to help Dark People get a home. The city is not yet so popular (This was made in the year 2019 the second of February.)
ALL HAIL L. DARKNESS! HE BUILT OUR HOME! HE BUILT DARK CITY!
When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.
Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."