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Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
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Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name

"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

by EmonkEmonkE December 30, 2016


rocky mountain cool aid

Coors beer, light or otherwise, usually it's a friendly jab said by homebrewers because the major American breweries use non traditional crap to make thier beer (rice).

Well, Imma have a Corona, but pass the boy a rocky mountain cool aid.

by Rick James Brown August 11, 2004

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cool story bro

meaning

we don't really care, please shutup.

originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.

Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.

cool story bro

by yehmancoolstory December 5, 2010

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I guess that's cool

1)When you are trying to do something in a game. Ususally a bad outcome resulting in being pancaked or hit and run in UT3 or being impact hammered while trying to shock combo.

2)When someone screws you over.

Oh, i just got ran over by the scavanger. I guess that's cool.

Paul: You went to taco bell and didnt tell me? I guess that's cool.
John: I didnt know you were here!

by John Erwin June 20, 2008

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cool guy zone

A zone for people with 420 or 69 in their name, because they are badass. membership is very common among 12-year-old COD players who say they did your mom.

John 69: I did your Mom

you better stay away, this is a cool guy zone

by the zuck February 7, 2018

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Cool Breeze Wink

Your doing your lady Doggy Style, you wet your thumb real good, massage her butt-hole until it relaxes and opens just a little. Then you blow a puff of air at it! The resulting anal contraction is the Cool Breeze Wink!

Man 1: My sex life is getting boring.
Man 2: Why don't you try getting a Cool Breeze Wink!
Man 1: What's that?
Man 2 describes
Man 1: That ain't happenin! My girl's anus is "Off Limits"!

Man 2: Then I guess a butt plug is out of the question!

by SildogintheNatti April 26, 2012

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aqua-cool-oh!

any bottled water that is store bought

It means ass water...toilet water. It questions these unpolluted streams that fill expensive bottles of bottled water.

Where is there untouched water on this planet? My toilet?

Yo Dude...what's in that bottle...aqua-cool-oh!

by Professor Smallie Biggs May 25, 2007

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