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Boinking a bucket of ice cream with a knife to extract the goodies so as to leave multiple penetration marks in the end.
I ice cream raped my rocky road for all the Marshmallows.
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when you are having oral sex with a girl and you ejaculate into her, mouth. she then starts letting it slowly pour out of her mouth like a angry dragon, so you take a massive dump on her head, for the chocolate icing on top. shes loves it, a lot.
Eitan dropped a huge dump on Ricks head making their oral sex, a wacky adventure, or just a boston cream doughnut
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well, its were you get 10 gallons of whip cream in an air-a-sall can, you get your girl friends to bend over and open her asshole nice and wide;) then you spary the whip cream into you anal hole, after 10 gallons has been emtpyed into her asshole you follow by laying on you back and letting her fart the cream into you mouth
holy fucking shit the Anal Cream and Onion was so good i want more, 10 gallons was not enough
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When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.
After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.
After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.
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the liquids in between 2 black people having sex
Aging hippie liberal douche observed as jamal and keisha rubbed out a liquidy ice ream sandwich.
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is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.
Henry the biggest nerd spilled ice cream on his cock so he could get a blow job from his dog ( ice cream cock)
Tom was getting dogjob and his dog bit his cock off now he pisses out of his mouth,ears and recently installed vagina. ( ice cream cock)
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When you cum in a woman/man’s butthole, then the the woman/man shits cum and poop in your mouth and you spit the shit and cum in each other’s mouths.
“In class, I gave my teacher a Boston cream pie.”
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