a straight up horny, retarded, perverted, gay/lesbian (if trans which they prob are) very adopted, actually sent to the orphanage 12 times and back in 2 months and overall very wet. oh yeah, also a raging alcoholic with a garage full of crack.
Josh's brother: 'Oh, hey Jo-'
*Josh's brother looks at josh in disgust and horror*
Josh's brother: 'Umm, josh y r u molesting 3 cats at once?'
Josh: 'Oh sah dude wanna join in?'
Josh's brother collapses from too much exposure to animal cruelty.
josh is a really cool person once you get to know him. he’s really silly and is always fucking obliterated. he always makes you smile even when you don’t want to, to the point where smiling starts hurting your face. he’s really goofy and kind, and HAS SO MUCH SWAG!!! he’s so cool man. if you meet a josh, remind him of how cool he is and that he deserves more in the world :3
WOAHH ITS JOSH!! HES SO FUCKIN COOL!!
Who’s Josh.
I don’t know but he is definitely the awesomest kid in class,
The cutest and nicest boy in the world! If Josh is your boyfriend, then you are luckier than words can express. He is extremely handsome, and has a smile that will leave you standing there dumbfounded. He is nice to everyone, including his enemy's (not that he has a lot of those). He is extremely loyal to his friends, as well as his family. He is perfect beyond words, and any girl would be lucky to be his. He tells his girlfriend how much he loves her and makes sure she gets all the attention that she wants. He is honestly the best boyfriend in the world. Everybody loves Josh.
Wow Josh is perfect in every way!
Is a generaly nice guy however at times often says his mothers naem during sex. other than that josh's are the second bet people out there with great comebacks and good roasts however josh's often have small dicks
Veronica:Hey Josh gave it to me last night
Bianca:ha thats pathetic his dick is so small
Veronica: Dont talk about my josh like that he cant control his dick size
the guy that believes in falt earth and is just plain mc god
that josh over there
Josh is a kind, caring guy who cares about you a lot. He loves you and all your insecurities and cherishes every moment with you. He makes you smile and laugh and die from cuteness. Josh will take you on cute dates and hold you tight during hugs. Everyone needs a Josh in their life. And I’m defiantly happy to have a Josh in my life! <3
Girl 1: How’s Josh?
Girl 2: Honestly, his amazing in every way, and I love him!