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Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

by Camopilla May 28, 2024


Matthew

Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues

wow i really hate matthew

by titty gobbler January 3, 2022


Matthew

A person who moans and is a masochist.

Man, ash is a matthew. He keeps moaning when his D&D character takes damage.

by cakefucker February 28, 2023


Matthew

Matthew is a hilarious, super cool guy. He is really handsome and has many friends. He is almost never shy and loves to play sports. Not only that, but he especially loves to collect snow globes and loves snow! He is the coolest and best guy in the w

Matthew is so handsome!

by Daskier May 25, 2022


Matthew

Matthew is a gift of God and the coolest guy you have ever met! He is so handsome!

So cool Matthew!

by Daskier November 8, 2021


Matthew

Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.

Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew

by Campbell Young August 31, 2020


Matthew

Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.

matthew waffles too much

by nowhyiseverythingtaken July 20, 2022