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When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!
My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.
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Something that daddy sticks up my ass.
Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.
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a word used to describe a man stealing slut
sarah: im sorry to hear about those fish fillet sock puppets hailey and kylah i cant believe they stole your boyfriend from you like that
natalia: thank you they are such fish fillet sock puppets
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A modified pink sock in which the perpitrator puts sap or resin from a tree on his or her penis and then proceeds to put aforementioned penis into the "sockee's" butthole and pulls out, resulting in said "sap covered pink sock".
"No matter how many times I put my penis in his ass, and no matter what I cover it in, it still wont Pink sock."
"Have you tried pine tar, its great as long as he does not mind a Sap Covered Pink Sock."
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Sex with a woman who has a real clowns pocket, or a wizards sleeve
Bloke 1: Did you manage a root outta julie last night.
Bloke 2: Yeah, but it was like throwing a sock down a corridor.
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A 12 o’clock energy burst were you just want to color or make socks. Mostly made at sleep overs with your best friends. It could be at 12 am or 12 pm, bit mostly fun. But mostly boring. GOOD NIGHT PENNSYLVANIA!!
Person 1: hey do you want to make socks tonight.
Friend: yeah, lets to a 12 o’clock sock rock.!
Blow your load into a condom, proceed to place 2 D batteries inside, and take turns striking each others face.
We went four rounds of Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown before she finally knocked me out.