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batt crack

like a butt crack ( u no butt) but with an a

the docter shoved a stick up the dogs batt crack

by sommy April 18, 2003


cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee

1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.

by Stan West October 19, 2004


Juicy Crack

Noun. A phenomenon that occurs following physical activity in which the buttocks retain sweat. Often results in moist, sweaty underpants.

"After playing 2 hours of basketball, I had a terrible case of juicy crack."

by ATLEtymology February 06, 2010


eye crack

eye crack is a substance used to induce weird, funky, fucked up but good plot writing froth

"I went to Chez Cronbachs House, got a his of his eyecrack through his eyecrack plot pipe of doom, and wrote an adventure with fygolian mushrooms and a daruman halfing wench"

by Master Iolo March 14, 2005


Fubba Crack

A crack usually near the knee you stimulate to get the fubba party started

Abe has the tightest fubba crack

by Abraham Woodliff April 05, 2008


crack sealing

A way Eroldo Scotia scams the government by pretending to fix cracks in the asphault

we were crack sealing when all of a sudden Eroldo said, "oh booooy"

by uncleSuckSuck May 09, 2018


the crack of Dawn

Johnny Depp lover; girl who looks like a pig hater; a sunrise, a bad tan line that looks like a rising sun is comming up above your butt; blingin' blue; bad girl #5; defender of the soccer goal; Bad girl #5 tied with Erin the one and only; laugher from Chris lover of penguins; has a 'history' with Davey

dish soap; her crack is exposed when she bends over

by Erin February 27, 2005