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Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris
Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off
A fucking sexy beast monkey that went missing and everyone is sad. He is a obese monkey that has the biggest schlong!
Omg uncle fatty went missing nooooo!
When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.
I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester
An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.
"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."
Great-great-great-grandparent's brother.
My great-great-great-great-uncle is a good person.
An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.
John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo
*johns penis evaporates*