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Puckering lips like you would normally kiss, but forcing air out making a horse sound.
Mostly practiced by couples deeply in love (:
Person1: Dude! she just totally did a horsey kiss on him! ;o
Person2: Awww hell nooo maaa womeeen never does that!
Person3: Ohh well guess she doesnt really love you enough
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the act of drinking water after chewing mint gum
The Dementor's Kiss temporarily caused Susan to have an existential crisis.
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The kiss you have with someone after eating bacon or bacon flavored food.
Sunday brunch is my favorite they always end in bacon kisses.
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being slapped with a tranny's penis
I love to give Zen crabby kisses!
Crabby Kisses are the best!!
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To do the rusty trombone with a packet of strong mints.
"Wow...you've done that before! Are you from Australia?"
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When your boyfriend/girlfriend refuses to kiss you the way you want them to.
“He leans in to kiss me. I turn my face to the left, quickly.”
Him: “Quit being a kiss bitch.”
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When you kiss someone but you keep drooling cause your tongue doesn't work.
Her tongue piercing is awesome, but it was nothing but broken kisses for the first week or so.
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