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One who has no idea where that magical line between tact and idiocy lies.
Telling a girl she has a ghetto booty is still in the "tact" region, while "you've got one fat ass bitch" is not.
Instead of a pick up line this goes straight to the bedroom
That lick up line turned me on
The lines on one's stomach because of their fat rolls due to an excessive amount of time spent playing the game League of Legends
You've been playing so much League of Legends that you have league lines, go hit the gym.
When you line up the triangles on a Zyn pack to open it.
“ I can’t open my zyn pack” -Joe
“Just line up the triangles” - Tom
“Thanks Tom I can now have a zyn”
When you choose to gamble fart and you lose resulting in your pants getting a bit of wet runny poop in them which leaves a stain resembling a crooked line that everyone can see.
Guy: I needed to fart but pushed to hard and crapped in my favorite pants. I washed them but the poop stained the seam of my pants clear to the outside and everyone would see it if I wore them
Buddy: You chose to take the risk of pushing to fart now your favorite pants have a permanent fault line from the gamble you took and lost.
When Cynthia Erivo hears a flop trying to belt her line, and then she gags him in the middle of a Target.
Man: "AuEUEghUEAhagh"
Cynthia: "That's my line. AUUUEGEUAGHEUASHAGHAGAHUEE. There's no place like Target."
When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."