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''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians
stop being such a stupid turtle farmer
A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.
Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.
When you bring yourself to the edge of a climax while simultaneously holding in a poop then release the load and turd at the same time and reach a Nirvana-like state of being
"Hey bro, last night I was totally Sigma Turtling to Oprah Winfrey!"
"Sweet bro!"
The one and only best gay gamer on PC and PS3
Omg it's Sky Turtle he is such a nasty HOEEEEE!!