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When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not
Stacy: I'm a almost virgin
Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide
When someone has gone so long without sex their virginity is restored
Kelsey has claimed that she has virginative powers, because it’s been so long.
A limp dick cuck who nuts out a kid just so he can say hes a dad.
Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.
A group chat filled with....Swank, cancer, dankness, sweet sweet anal, and casual rape jokes
Did you know that the virgin assembly gave me sweet sweet testicular cancer.
Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
To take one's virginity.
"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
Adj. a person who has not been crippled
John Doe is a cripple virgin