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the urge to release thy juice from the beast
john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank
A form of ad-hoc masturbation following an unexpected event, causing a sudden rush of adrenaline. Usually performed in public as it should be followed through while you still feel the hormone coursing through your veins.
Guy 1: I think we lost the Feds.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.
Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!
Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?
A woman to giggle and wiggle her titties with her hands.
Woman: I had a great titty wank.
Ftiend: Me too.
A string of words describing a penis
"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"
giving a handjob to someone with a small dick
"how was last night with bill"
"i was almost caught wanking his nugget"
When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.
Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.