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A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.
“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”
When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.
Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.
1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.
I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!
You don't need lube when you've got red wood!
Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
The state your penis is in when you don't clean up after sex in the morning.
Wow! I sure do have one sappy wood!
When you get a raging boner at the gym.
Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.
When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.
Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...
A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.
Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.
A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word
This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range
Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*